

I’m Nellie Bertram, president of special projects. So stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my penis. Huge, whopping penis? Well, sorry to disappoint, but my huge, whopping penis is right here, and I’m not afraid to use it. Expected a man, did you? Strong, powerful. Nellie: Him, you say? Don’t think a woman can be a leader? Ryan: So who’s leading this thing, anyway? Say, “So who’s leading this thing, anyway?” Are you guys kidding me? Stop flirting and someone get the phone!Īndy: Fine. Kelly: Will one of you get the phone? I am freaking out! I know it’s for me.

Pam: I know, but I can’t cover reception. Erin set the phone to voicemail.Įveryone: Oh great. Pam: Hey, why is it so quiet? Shouldn’t the phone be ringing? Uh-oh. Oscar: Can we see that? Did you really find it?Īndy: Yes, right here. Meredith: Hey, can you pick up the pin? Some of us like to work in our bare feet.Īndy: Of course, I will pick up the pin. It’s so peaceful, I’ve already written like, twelve plays today.Īndy: It’s so quiet, one might say, you could hear a pin… I thought that would be cooler. Stanley: Did I say “Messina?” Īndy: Ahh! Sorry I couldn’t resist.

Stanley: You’re a nice guy, Jim, but you have no idea how to vacation. I’m in Florida for a month without my family. Whoa, Stanley! Did you just come back from burning down a rival nightclub? What are you gonna do? You gonna steal my newspaper or put a cricket in my cereal or something? I was thinking, “For this trip I have to do something epic, so what should that be?” and then I thought of it. Jim: Are you sure it’s stress? Because I did poison you. And frankly the fact that none of you are vomiting or diarrheal right now I find very alarming. You know, ’cause I care about this project. Get in the car.ĭwight: I’m fine, okay? It’s just stress. Don’t see too many museums around here.”ĭwight: Okay, Twiggy, that’s enough.
